News just in: Musicians are piss-poor

But you can help!

Just one upfront payment of $10 (plus P&P) lets you financially support some poor sod with a guitar, simply by owning an actual copy of their music.

Help to offset the impending repossession of their musical equipment (as well as furniture) by showing charity and generosity to these marginalised songsmiths.

Discover more about the fantastic investment opportunity of collecting obsolete formats such as Compact Disks (which may also serve as physical reminders of your musical patronage!)

 

This is how a ‘CD’ shop would have looked; a place where people used to go to exchange money for music.